Lets see if your Green Minded???

Its a food that I'm sure.

Kagawad Says: mukhang ba@#g nang horsey.

Pacman Says: Mukhang ginseng, inumin natin para maka tagal sa ring.

Krissy Says: I'm sorry, but Its sooo bastos, you ha! don't let me eat that.

Authors Note: Tagal akong hinde nag post tapos ito pa ipost ko. Hinde sya parte nang hayop, okay. Pagkain talaga sya, kung anu yan, hulaan nyo, hehehehe.

Piattos Cheese

Piattos Cheese

What they say: Just when you thought you had seen and tasted every snack imaginable – along comes Piattos! A breakthrough in potato snacks. So revolutionary, it can change the way snacks are enjoyed!

When you taste its rich flavor and feel its unique, thin texture, you’ll know why there’s no other snack like Piattos. With its light, crispy texture and distinctive taste, Piattos is a snacking treat for life’s pleasurable pauses.

What I say: Back when I am still young, we considered eating Piattos to be a luxury junk food; why? Back then, your 1 pesos will buy you a 30g Junk Food, when Piattos cost about 3-4 pesos for a 40g. I remember when you bring a Piattos during your fieldtrip, your like a cool kid owning a Ferrari.

Price:
22.50hp(85g)
9.75php(40g)

Calories per 85g:
540 calories or equivalent to:

• 1 serving of cooked corn beef
• 1 cup of steam rice

How to burn the calories:

The kagawad way:
Taunt your neighbors rottweiler, make sure you are 7 meters away so to give you leverage when the dog started to come after you.


The pacman Way:
45 mins of Tai Chi
30 mins of casual walking
Do it atleast 3x a week

The krissy way:
Buy the cheapest Rolex (about 50,000php 2nd hand), wear it and every time you will look at it, shake your arms so everyone will notice it. People will not care if you’re a 250 pounder.

Side Note:
According to the ancient Chinese Feng Shui, you will be guaranteed to get 100 years of extreme good luck if you found a circle shape Piattos.

Top 10 Reason why Pinoy loves Banana-Que

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Side Comments:

Krissy says:

• I don’t eat banana-que, I eat caramel coated banana on stick.

Pacman says:

• You know, I don’t endorse that, because you know Vit Water.

Kagawad says:

• Para sa pipty pisus a day naming swildu, oks na oks ser.

"A world without bananas is chaos"
-- King Kong

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ChocNut

ChocNut

What they say: No manufacturer’s description(The simplicity of it, I guess the title describe it)

What I say: Oh yeah! The only Pinoy chocolate brand that is super popular yet you won’t see any commercials in any media. Rich or poor (except those people who think they Gossip Girl Socialites), loves to eat them. If you actually look at ingredients there’s nothing really special about it, all basic ingredient, yet the taste captures the tongue of the Pinoy. It always recommend to Pinoy OFW to bring a ChocNut before going abroad.

Price:
29.50php(24pcs or 240g)

Calories per 24pcs or 240g:
1,380 calories or equivalent to:

• 3 slices of Greenwich Overloaded Extreme Cheese
• 1 serving of Greenwich Lasagna
• 1 medium size Coke

How to burn the calories:

The kagawad way:
Befriend a “Bombay”, every time you will eat, smell their underarm, your appetite will evaporate. (I hope my Bombay will not see this, he will not let me barrow money again.)

The pacman way:
Strength Training (Hard)
4 Rounds of any Interval Workout
Do it atleast 3x a week.

The krissy way:
Bring a rig weighing scale where ever you go, just make sure its rig to make you atleast 20 pounds lighter. (Make sure that no one steps on the weighing scale but you, it will break the illusion.)

Side Note:
ChocNut is so addicting, it’s called the chocolate flavored cocaine. I know some people who actually sniff ChocNut.

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Lays Classic

Lays Classic

What they say: Wherever smiles happen and happiness is celebrated, you’ll find Lay’s potato chips. From backyard BBQs and birthday parties to 4th of July picnics, Lay’s chips are there to share the moment. It’s no wonder these deliciously fresh-tasting and perfectly crispy potato chips have been America’s favorite snack for more than 75 years.

What I say: Lays Classic is one of those chips that are really good partnered with a dip, because of the plainness of the flavor. If eaten alone, you can really taste the flavor of the potato. For me personally I don’t like the plainness of the flavor, maybe next time I will eat the flavored one. Better share this one, this one packs a lot of calories.

Price:
15.50php(1.0oz)
96.50php(6.50oz)

Calories per 6.50oz:
1,680 calories or equivalent to:

• 1 liter of Sprite
• Big Mac with small fires
• 1 Krispy Kreme Doughnut

How to burn the calories:

The kagawad way:
Have your own sex scandal; because of the stress and depression you will get, you’ll never be able to eat for atleast 1 month. You will be amaze how many pound will be shed, don’t believe me, try it.

The pacman way:
30 mins of boxing workout
10 mins Abs workout
30 mins of Strength training (medium)
Do it atleast 3x a week

The krissy way:
Have your Sony Vaio Laptop, go to Starbucks, order a large coffee and pretend your surfing the net using their free WiFi. People will think you’re smart and cool, and not fat.

Side Note:
There is story that a girlfriend demands to his boyfriend to get an unsalted Lays chips; what the boyfriend did, he bought Lays Classics and let is dog lick every chips to remove the salty taste, eeewwwww!!!.

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Cheese Rings

Cheese Rings

What they say: No description - I guess they cannot find the right words to describe it.

What I say: This is one of the Junk Foods that I guess is for the masses; its cheap and taste good(you can really taste the cheese, actually its full of cheese). The texture remembers you of the old days, where there is a1 peso quality junk food available. By the way, this a good gateway junk food for the young one’s.

Price:
8.50hp(60g)
3.00php(20g)

Calories per 85g:
440 calories or equivalent to:

• 1 serving/slice of cheese cake
• 21/2 cups of pineapple chunks

How to burn the calories:

The kagawad way:
Have a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 hours straight. Make sure you shout, cry, slam the door, and nag to maximize fat burning. (Don’t hit each other, remember your doing this to burn the fat)

The pacman Way:
15 mins of medium pace jogging
30 mins of brisk walking
Do it atleast 3x a week

The krissy way: Stay at home, watch celebrity gossips shows.

Side Note:
It is rumored that, when Mar cannot find a ring to propose to Korina, he uses Cheese Ring instead.

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Whats Sangkap Pinoy Seal anyway???

Sangkap Pinoy Seal is a seal that is put to a process food that pass the requirement of the Philippine Gov't(Dept of Health) to have the essential micronutrients that is essential in maintaining a strong, healthy and active body; sharp mind; and for women to bear healthy children.

The Sangkap Pinoy Seal is also a bragging right for food companies, they can shout all they want that they have the seal and their competitors don't. As far as I know, only few junk foods has the seal (oh yes, your not hallucinating, a somewhat healthy junk food do exist); most foods that has seals are usually noodles, bread, canned foods, etc.

In the future I will categories the foods that I have review with Sangkap Pinoy Seal, for easy access.

If you're not lazy you can visit this websites for more info. This and this.

Thanks again, and God bless.

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Chippy Chili & Cheese

Chippy Chili & Cheese

What they say: Guess there’s just no explaining the craving for the Chippy Chill ‘n Cheese from Jack ‘n Jill. It could be the original crunch that makes it everybody’s favorite. Or it could be the tongue tickling combination of spicy chili and real cheese. Maybe it’s the crunch and the flavor. Or the flavor and the crunch? Whatever Everybody just knows that when it comes to snacks, your instinct always cry out… Love ko talaga Chippy.

What I say: Oh you can taste the chili alright but I don’t know about the cheese part. Or maybe I haven’t tasted the type of cheese they put in it. Whatever it is, it has the signature sting on your tongue that every Chippy flavor has. I recommend eating Chippy Chili and Cheese with Jack ‘n Jill chocolate pretzel, it’s a perfect match even thou its sound not, but believe me you got to try it.

Price:
18php(110g)
4.25php(30g)

Calories per 110g:
1,080 calories or equivalent to:

• 2 cups of steam rice
• Full slab of pork baby back ribs without sauce
• 2 servings Vanilla of ice cream

How to burn the calories:

The kagawad way:
Throw a shoe to a policeman and run. If he/she stop chasing you throw your another shoe. Try shouting to the policeman “get some backup”, this will force you to run faster.

The pacman way:
30 Mins of Aerobics (medium)
30 Mins of strength training (medium)
Do it 3x a week

The krissy way:
Eat 100 110g-packs; you will have enough fat and reason to have a liposuction.

Side Note:
Because of the blue color packaging of Chippy Chili & Cheeze, its rumored that De LaSalle University burned all the Chippy Chili & Cheeze in their canteen, when they lost the 71st UAAP basketball championship to Ateneo University.

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Why waste my time???

We love to eat. (It’s a given fact, unless you’re a model were your agency tells you to starve yourself);

We know what we want to eat.

We even know what drinks to go when were eating.

Why???

Because its makes us feel good; even thou sooner or later you will ask for a Belo appointment (for our foreign friend, Belo is a famous beauty clinic here in the Philippines) or Google “how to loose weight”, or enroll to the gym telling your self its time to loose weight.

Diet to many is a harsh word, talk about diet and the first thing comes to your mind is slimming down, and to slim down you need to starve yourself. NOT!!!

I’m no nutritionist to let you know what you should eat, but what I can do for you is tell you things you should know about your everyday foods. You will not find long and boring articles here, but rather short and funny way(I hope), because it’s a Sin not to know what you’re eating.

Regards and God Bless,

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